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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I'm about to hug someone really good looking And then I hit the mirror."

"What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished."

"I saw a guy at the beach yelling ' Help! Shark! Help!' I just laughed at him... I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors."

"Excuse my french... ...but I surrender."

"""You're odd"" she said. ""Not even"" I replied."

"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."

"I met a new paleontologist today... Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter."

"A penis lives a hard life His neighbor's nuts, he lives accross from an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, everyone calls him a dick, and his owner beats him."

"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."