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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a 12 year old African boy that's crying? A mid-life crisis"
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"How did people travel through Germany when Hitler was in power? Not sea. Get it? like Nazi. but not sea. get it?"
"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."
"What's crude and beneath most Canadians? America"
"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin."
"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"
"my plan for the day is to lay on the floor and not move"
"My 5th grader is one eye roll away from being listed on eBay this morning."
"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."
"Why do they never serve a beer at math party? Because you can't drink and derive"