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Joke of the Day
"before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do"
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"*Brings Oreos to a Christmas cookie exchange*"
"My uncle went on holiday to Ireland, but didn't have enough time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"
"Think I might run a marathon just to prove to myself that I can do something pointless and awful."
"I have 2 moods. Sleep is for the weak and I want to sleep for a week."
"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""
"Have you heard about the pussy that opens beer bottles? Here's a bottle opener, go get me a beer."
"What a lie"
"There are three types of people in this world. People who can count and people who can't."
"What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs? The Muppets"