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Joke of the Day
"Why did the jew leave the party early? He had gas."
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"If it looks like a douchebag, and smells like a douchebag, then I must be walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch store."
"Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster"
"Kim Kardashian is a big fan of Einstein After she discovered he invented reality tv"
"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."
"The term ""Grammar Nazi"" is no longer as common It is now called the ""alt-write""."
"What happened to the Mexican after Donald Trump was elected? [removed]"
"I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey... until I turned myself around!"
"Whats the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck"
"Life is like a bed of roses. You just have to watch out for the pricks."