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Joke of the Day
"Why did the jew leave the party early? He had gas."
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"Mexican artists were hired to make Donald Trump look more ""authentic"" to the Mexican demographic. So they drew a bunch of penises on his face."
"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."
"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"
"What's the Russian President's favorite song? ""Putin on the Ritz!"" I'll be here all week guys."
"Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."
"A seal walks into a bar A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies, ""Anything but Canadian Club."""
"Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role"
"What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think i can kick this bucket? Also, Why did the chicken cross the road? [He was in the bucket](/spoiler)"
"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""