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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like red paint? Green paint."
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"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies."
"""Please refrain, Angry God, from using the Newspaper of Doom"" the Spider King cries as he orders another sacrifice into your sleeping mouth"
"""What did Fifty Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?"" ""GEE, YOU KNIT!?!?"""
"Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all It's not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes."
"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."
"My girlfriend and I decided we aren't ready for a baby yet, so I double-bagged it. It worked; babies cannot breath through two layers of plastic shopping bag."
"[Jesus at Last Supper] [holds up bread] This is my body [holds up wine] This is my blood [holds up Instagram pic] This was my breakfast"
"When two vegetarians are arguing Is it still considered beef?"
"Who declared west africa ebola-free? Who declared west africa ebola-free."