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Joke of the Day

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."

"Is anyone here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes. Jeoff: Yeos."

"China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'."

"""Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine."" - Nicki Minaj"

"Two Guys Peeing off a bridge- One guy looks over at the other- ""Man, This water is Cold! ""Yeah...It's deep, Too-"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."

"After seeing some of the things posted on /r/Jokes lately, I believe it's time someone finally said something. Something."

"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."

"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."