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Joke of the Day
"What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey? How're you gettin' on?"
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"I loved John Hurt so much... that I'm not even going to make the joke that my heart John Hurts right now. Even though it would make me feel better."
"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"
"I fought in Vietnam I went there last year and some kid took my Cheetos so I hit him."
"The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking."
"How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail."
"what do you call a boring burrito? aburrido"
"If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions... Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?"
"What's the difference between a Jewish kid and an American kid? (Going to hell for this one...) The American kid comes back from camp."
"Why is Iron Man's arch nemesis not Wrinkle Man?"