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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I'll see myself out now..."
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"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"
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"It's like the people in this restroom don't even want my help unbuttoning their pants. STOP RUNNING AWAY I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU"
"you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker"
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived... With animals in his heart"
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
"On a bad dinner date? Bump the table with your knee to make the water in your glass ripple. Claim a T-Rex is coming. Sprint out the door."
"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."