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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I'll see myself out now..."
Next Joke
"Me: Your hair smells so good. Which shampoo is that? My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!"
"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""
"""Is this seat Taken?"" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair."
"She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub."
"Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread? It's more fun to break wind"
"my wife is so ungrateful for christmas I got her an electric chair and she won't even sit in it."
"[spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right"
"She threw me out after discovering I had no cooked bread... She is lack-toast intolerant."
"I think I'll go to church this morning. I need to repent all my sins & pray for the neighbors wife to covet me."