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Joke of the Day

"What do a wedding and a funeral have in common? At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way."

"Two Terrorists walk into a bar Bartender says ""What can I ge"""

"Texts: Cool! What does it say? Emails: Oh God... what do they want? Phone call: I basically assume someone has died."

"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."

"Ur mum is so ugly That hello kitty said goodbye"

"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"

"My parents say I am a Cancer... I was born in March..."

"""Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that I'm like 14 miles away from your house right now!"" -Trains"

"Day 1 of tea instead of coffee I was ready to kill myself, but now on the fourth day, I'm ready to kill others"

"Good Music Jokes? I want to see what the community can come up with."