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Joke of the Day

"What do a wedding and a funeral have in common? At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way."

"Science flies you to the moon Religion flies you into buildings"

"I don't speak french but I know a little german. He's sitting over there."

"What do a fly and a boner have in common? You can't go to sleep without whacking it."

"Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail"

"An old man goes to the gym... An old man goes to the gym and asks a trainer, ""I want to impress young beautiful girls. What's the best machine I can use?"" The trainer responds, ""The ATM"""

"How did Jared lose 40lbs? He dumped his girlfriend."

"INSTANT KARMA, Get in on the front page gold rush; ""are jokes"" reddit is a faggot... ...2Bcunt in you'ld (you would love it) (to (too) be continued))..."

"What do you call a corny joke? A maize zing!!!"

"A guy with a wooden eyeball is self conscious... ...so he asks the homeliest girl at the ball if she would like to dance. She looks him straight in the face and says ""would I?!"""