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Joke of the Day

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Simple! Just kick his sister in the jaw!"

"When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue."

"Haha no i do not care what people think of me. Why what have u heard tell me everything right now"

"A sandwich walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"Pedophiles like their wine like they like their girls 9 years old and locked up in the basement"

"What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? Tuna (2Na)."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !"

"Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!"

"My computer is quick to point out when I eject a disk improperly, but never notices when I've ejected a disk beautifully."