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Joke of the Day

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."

"I just did my budget for June. If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here."

"I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but... I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but I couldn't Finnish."

"Tell the Starbucks barista that your name is Voldemort. Watch for those who don't flinch when the name is called. They will be your allies."

"Party host: Anyone here allergic to nuts? Because I like to rest mine on the table."

"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"

"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician Khal culator"

"How do you make cottage cheese? You shake a baby."

"Please help! I desperately need a joke about an Irishman."

"What did Batman say when he went to the butcher? Got Ham?"