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Joke of the Day
"You know, I really didn't like my new haircut... But then it grew on me."
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"Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard."
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"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic"
"If they ever make an alcoholic drink that tastes like a burrito I'll be dead within 5 hours."
"Why did Beethoven love playing low notes. Higher notes weren't worth the the treble."
"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."
"The melons Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cant-elope."
"I have a friend who is half-Indian... He's Ian."
"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason."