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Joke of the Day
"The melons Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cant-elope."
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"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."
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"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""