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Joke of the Day

"First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong. I see God is no fan of moon-walkers."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **One.** They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour."

"Wanna hear a terrorist joke? Israeli good.."

"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"My kid asked me where babies came from and I was like ""Dude, ask your Mom. I still can't figure out why Garfield talks and Odie doesn't."""

"When a woman says, ""We need to talk"", it's no good. Never has a woman said, ""We need to talk"" and followed it up with ""about pillow forts""."

"What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"

"How is Twitter like Game of Thrones? There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible."

"Girl 1: ""Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"" Girl 2: ""Sure. The more the scarier!"""

"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""