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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element? Radioactive elements last longer."

"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flys like a banana."

"What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? No denture adventure."

"Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times."

"When is being an ""Alpha"" not a good thing in the dating world? When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well."

"Jeopardy] Alex: This floats your boat. Me [buzzing in]: What is buoyancy? Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever."

"Best amputation jokes? Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run ""I'd give my left arm"" and ""Single-handedly"" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes."

"I'm not a racist but. . . I fucking hate marathons."

"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""