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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off boats? Because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat"

"How come Peter Pan keeps on flying? Because he Neverlands"

"What do u call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass"

"What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!"

"Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her!"

"9: You like Twitter Dad? Me: Yep 9: I'll join and be your friend. M: Cool, extra math is great! 9: It's a math thing? M: yep 9: nevermind"

"Congratulations, everyone who saw me and my kids at the mall today. That's the cheapest birth control you will ever have."

"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."

"Why does God like Swiss cheese? It's holey! ^^^^^get it?"

"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"