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Joke of the Day

"Saw Helena Bonham Carter walking down Wardour Street earlier looking every inch the mystical vagabond. Was tempted to rub her head for luck."

"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."

"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."

"What do you call a content vowel? A Cheerio."

"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"I was diagnosed with ADHD last week. But my doctor sa"

"HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, ""Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."""

"Girl: I think we should just be friends Me: ya okay, but I get to be Chandler!"

"A recent study showed that 93% of the people in Detroit have had shower sex The other 7% have not been to jail."

"Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills? they get all over the sheets."