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"I was diagnosed with ADHD last week. But my doctor sa"
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"Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? A: Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."
"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."
"""You know what, that's some ?.."" ""Calm down you're being irrational right now."""
"I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill"
"What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long? Polaroids. ^I ^know, ^that ^was ^god ^awful."
"How do Germans tie there shoes? With little Nazis."
"""Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following."""
"Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair she's not a ""clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend"" through various voicemails and texts at 3 AM"