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Joke of the Day
"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."
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"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""
"I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments"
"Opportunity knocked today, but just to inform me that he's a sex offender."
"My friend entered a poetry related pun contest. He stanza good chance."
"Did you hear about the woman who beat Usain Bolt? Turns out it was race related."
"A doctor enters a patients room and pulls out an anal thermometer from his pocket and says Damn. Some asshole has my pen."
"If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats."
"You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss."
"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too."