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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
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"I'll never understand cannibalism... But to eat your own."
"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."
"Just heard my neighbor say ""Wow"" from inside her house about the fart I just did inside mine."
"I went to the 50 Shades of Grey midnight premier earlier tonight Just sucks I couldn't hear the movie over all those goddamn bees in the theater"
"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""
"I spent a solid two hours tonight drowning my sorrows. Never give a stripper PCP"
"My wife has threatened to leave me if I don't give up my obsession with horoscopes. It's too late, it already Taurus apart."
"Robocop is my favorite actor. How come he was never nominated?"
"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"