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Joke of the Day

"What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? A spaniel."

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"A Library is a good place to get in a fight with ur girlfriend cuz its the only place u can get away with saying ""Shhh"" w/out being murdered"

"For The Musicians: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? On a bull, the horns are at the front, and the ass hole is at the back."

"Losing your spouse can be hard. But it's not impossible."

"The sign at this gas station says ""turn engine off"" so I catcalled my engine and its cute friend from across the street."

"I tried to sell a Native American some land.... ...but he told me he had his reservations."

"I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible."

"Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Arnold Palmer: Mmm... its good... I just invented it."

"What does the Italian cat say? Cheow!"