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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind girl fall in the well? She couldn't see that well."
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"Drug dealer I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I'm not sure what they're laced with...but I've been tripping all day!"
"What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute"
"When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard."
"I bet Bram Stoker is sitting on some cloud, flipping through the Twilight books with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the hell happened."
"HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake."
"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"
"What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears? ""You're hired"" ""Not guilty"""