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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."

"Where did the one legged waitress work? IHOP"

"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here"". Helium had no reaction."

"the compUtah Maineframe has crashed and Idaho how to fix it. Alaska round to find out Hawaii it happened. Are Delaware of the situation?"

"whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick"

"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"

"Q: Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."

"""God is good all the time!"" Yeah. Not you though, Russ. You sucked for 55 frigging minutes."

"""So you met the victim on tinder"" Yes ""Do you often meet women on tinder""? Yeah I've been murdering it on there *lawyer puts head in hands*"

"Can a dinosaur tell a joke? You bet jur-ass-ic can!"