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Joke of the Day
"What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit? Lemonade."
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"What did the wall say the the other wall Meet you at the corner"
"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"
"IF UR DATING SOMEONE AND THEY GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU FRIES WHY ARE YOU TOGETHER?"
"Women never understand the importance of cords. We NEED to keep all these cords, just in case! What if we run out of cords!"
"A little girl said ""I looked into the parlour, and I saw my sister take off her clothes. I saw my sisters music teacher take off his clothes."" ""Perhapse they were going to piss on the piano""?"
"another vampire joke for you guys. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month."""
"Why don't Africans go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"Who do you call when you need a dock fixed? A docktor."
"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."