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Joke of the Day

"A little girl said ""I looked into the parlour, and I saw my sister take off her clothes. I saw my sisters music teacher take off his clothes."" ""Perhapse they were going to piss on the piano""?"

"Why do jews believe in God? Because Isreal."

"What did Jesus say... when he was being nailed at the cross by the jews? Wait till Hitler comes."

"Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama? It's called the union worker You'll over pay It never works And you can't fire it"

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"What were the Crocodile Hunters last words? ""You Irwin some you Irlose some"" Then he dieded."

"People often ask me if weed hurts memory I'd tell them but i don't remember."

"How can you tell if your water is about to break? Someone from Flint puts a glass between your legs"

"A friend told me he was karyophil And i was like ""Are you fucking nuts?"""

"A cream-filled doughnut and an eclair... ...decided to get a divorce. It's a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They're in for a long, grueling custardy battle."