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Joke of the Day

"Fantasy football is great, you can just imagine whatever you want. Dracula just tackled Harry Potter."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""why the long face?"""

"What comes after a farting competition? Farty!"

"Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy."

"My doctor wanted a stool sample a urine sample and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear. Classic Rodney D"

"What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies? Fire."

"Making a business call while sexting is surprisingly difficult. Mmm yes, baby, suck my purchase order."

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? BECAUSE There was no chemistry. LOL"

"Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !"

"Did you hear about the emotional wedding? Even the cake was in tiers!"