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Joke of the Day
"You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word."
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"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and one to suck my cock."
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants The pay was low, but the tips were *huge*"
"Please donate to my gofundme to replace the laptop i threw across the room in anger after my last gofundme failed"
"I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes."
"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."
"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."
"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."
"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"
"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."