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Joke of the Day

"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"

"Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide."

"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."

"What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord."

"Hi guys! Nick is very handsome and an amazing cook. Are there any nice girls interested inMOM GET OFF MY TWITTER YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING"

"she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet."

"If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital."

"I got mad at a rock today. I chopped it in half with my lightsaber. Now there are two rocks. Send help. Now."

"''I want to ruin some songs today.'' -The producers of Glee every morning."

"""Go-go-gadget meaningful relationship with daughter,"" the Inspector whispered to his cell phone. But it didn't ring."