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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal I'll go now."

"some bitch dyke... ...filled up my mentions fggot fucker"

"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"

"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"

"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."

"If you're a germaphobe and you know it... wash your hands!"

"What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick? An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it."

"Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so!"

"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"