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Joke of the Day
"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"
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"What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model"
"Thanks to the internet I know the actual medical terms for all the ailments that I'm positive I'm dying from."
"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""
"What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person"
"What is DNA's favourite clothing? Jeans!"
"If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office"
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells"
"When I was a child, my father would always tell me, ""The sky's the limit!"" He was never supportive of my dreams to become an astronaut."
"I use my imagination to solve problems. And by imagination, I mean booze."