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Joke of the Day

"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table... And then some chairs... And then a plate Glass window..."

"How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? They smoke them out."

"Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!"

"Did you hear about the magician that turned his family into a 3-piece suite but couldn't change them back? They were rushed to hospital where staff described them as ""comfortable""."

"What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common? All are equally oxymoronic."

"1% battery..... Because I like to live on the"

"The dark lord Saran has wrapped Middle Earth in 2-3 days of freshness."

"Today I told my girlfriend she should really join Reddit cause... We'd be on the same page."