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Joke of the Day
"Before you decide to become an atheist try dipping an Oreo in Nutella once"
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"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"
"Why doesnt Justin Bieber shop at Modells? He loves Dicks"
"Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? Because it's made of hide"
"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""
"What do you call an angry Korean physicist? A seoulenoid"
"What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of? Their mind"
"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"
"I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr. gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr"
"Gay people make me sick I should really stop deepthroating them so hard..."