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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer."
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"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'."
"Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? Because it went straight pasta!"
"NYC's New Year's sucked. They really dropped the ball this year."
"Stay away from teenage skunks They have pee-yoo-berty! Ill see myself out :/"
"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."
"[demetri martin] A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. ""Go left."" -""Dude those are trees."" ""trust me."""
"A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes,"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""
"I got into an accident a few days ago. The doctor said the bleeding was all internal. I said ""oh, thank god."" The doctor said ""why are you so happy?"" I said ""that's where the blood is supposed to be!"""
"When I was in prison my bunk mates called me ""mitochondria"" because I'm the power house of the cell"