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Joke of the Day

"Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me."

"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"

"18yo me (naive, unrefined): I just ate a block of cheese 42yo me (worldly, sophisticated): I just ate a wheel of cheese"

"I am absolutely mortified right now. I sent someone a DM to my small business center and TinyURL shortened it to http://tinyurl.com/acockk"

"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"

"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."

"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."

"When our kids were teenagers we moved; hoping it would help with family strife. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us."

"If Zombies ever switch to eating souls, I'll have the last laugh on everyone whoever made fun of me for being a Ginger"

"Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."