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Joke of the Day

"A Hindu candle company has released a ""Nirvana"" scented candle. It smells like teen spirit."

"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"

"What does a Chinese cow say? [Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)"

"If you pronounce coupon like qpon I hope you get eaten by a qgar"

"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt."

"Two guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."

"I saw a Russian eating a potato.. I said ""Whoa! too soon"". RIP M. Hedberg"

"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"

"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off"