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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said she needed time and distance... So I slapped her with velocity."
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"I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon."
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"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."
"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."
"What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !"
"Telephone Problems by Ron Number"
"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."
"What do you call a mexican with no legs? consuelo"