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Joke of the Day
"StubHub should really be a place where single amputees meet."
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"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"
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"So a man comes into a bar... No, wait... It was a horse. So a horse comes into a man."
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"I hate tattoos For instance, if you get a tattoo of a Tarantula, 60 years later it'll look like Daddy Long Legs."
"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."