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Joke of the Day

"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""

"Just turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus."

"I wanted to tell you a FedEx joke... But there was already one yesterday, and I don't want you to get FedUp."

"I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this."

"So what's Robin Hood up to these days? He changed his name to 'Bernie Sanders' and is now running for president."

"What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out"

"""Muffintop"" doesn't adequately describe what this girl has hanging over her jeans. I think ""layer cake"" would be the more accurate term."

"Jesus walks..... Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, "" Can you put me up for the night?"""

"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"

"So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!"