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Joke of the Day

"Hutterite Jokes How did the Hutterite man find his daughter in the woods? Quite satisfying What do you call the sweat between two hutterites having sex? relative humidity"

"I've been friends with my recliner the longest. We go way back."

"Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning? He was an excellent conductor"

"What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts."

"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"

"Nerdy joke What did the web server told the browser? My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer? Please give me <HEAD> first."

"I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power."

"It's so annoying when I'm about to take a great photo and somebody calls my camera."

"*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*"

"Do flashers have dreams where they leave the house and suddenly realize they've got their pants on?"