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Joke of the Day

"What goes: Click. ""Did I get it?"" Click. ""Did I get it?"" Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube."

"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""

"Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!"

"If I can't find any cheese this sandwich will be toast!"

"Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call."

"What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus? The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard"

"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."

"Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you'll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief"

"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."