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Joke of the Day

"Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common. Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock."

"Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one... Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish!"

"I play a drinking game where i drink everytime i get an answer right on Jeopardy. Its a good way to stay sober."

"Why was the doctor stressed? He was losing his patients"

"I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016."

"So I met a vegan. I'd finish the joke, but she's still talking."

"NSFW: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"If my penis was an inch longer.... ....it would be a foot."

"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."

"The highest form of flattery A plateau"