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Joke of the Day
"For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else."
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"""Shrooms before brooms,"" I say to the coven of stereotypical witches who have quite magically appeared in my living room."
"A toddler who refuses to take a nap... Is guilty of *resisting a rest*."
"How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies? Have faith, don't question."
"I donated $4 to Bernie's campaign I gave someone reddit gold."
"If you feel like procrastinating... ...Just do it tomorrow instead."
"People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have."
"I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers."
"""I just heard that that one actress from Legally Blonde, Reese... 'whatever her last name is' got stabbed to death walking to her car last night."" ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with a knife."""
"I know the word diputserom sounds bad, but its more stupid backwards"