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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photos? Someday my prints will come"
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"Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again"
"What is Trump's favorite disney movie? Wall-E"
"were do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store. Edit: WHERE NOT WERE I'M RETARDED I KNOW :((((("
"A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window. The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks. The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces. The windows phone freezes mid decent."
"""It's not the principle, it's the money."" Spike Milligan RIP"
"WIFE: [handing me crying baby] will u please change him ME: ok [drives to hospital] ME: hi yes my baby is crying can i get a new one"
"I used to own a racing snail... It never won though. To improve its performance I removed its shell but, if anything, it made it more sluggish"
"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."