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Joke of the Day

"Intellectually challenged people who have sex with each other are fucking idiots."

"Blind snipers have no idea what they're missing."

"How come Notepad has no street cred? It can't wrap."

"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school"

"I shook this magic 8-ball for some advice and now there's cocaine everywhere"

"The village people asked all the wrong questions I mean... Why not MCA?"

"My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He's worried he's gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not."

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation ...."

"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"