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Joke of the Day

"What do sex, Mexican food, and pizza have in common? They're all easy to do decent but hard to do great."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border."

"Nintendo Did you hear about the guy who married his Nintendo? Apparently he did it on Wed-Nes-day."

"I do my trigonometry outside... cos tan."

"What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut? One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut"

"You know how I can prove Jesus wasn't black? Because the body of Christ was a cracker!"

"I don't believe my friend's story about the time he fit a whole watermelon up his ass. It's just too much of a stretch."

"The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years. We can stop singing about Rudolph now."

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* and he disappeared without a tres."

"Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store? Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!"