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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call the Association of Blood Donors? A: The IV League."

"I need help with what pencil to buy... 2B or not 2B? That is the question."

"Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls? It was low hanging fruit."

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife."

"Kentucky Derby trivia - Why don't female jockeys shave their pussies? They like their fur long! I'll show myself out..."

"What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head? Duck."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They are very efficient, and have no sense of humor."

"I tried 12 times to fit this joke in the 140 character limit, and I think I've finally done it. A caterpillar walks into a bar and says, ""Wh"

"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."

"My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock."