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Joke of the Day
"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"
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"seems like you must have been preeeetty stupid to get caught for murder in the 1800s"
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."" ""Oh my god honey, what happened?"" ""I reposted the same goddamn joke too many times."""
"Why was the mother cow mad at father cow? Because she had beef with him."
"My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
"Sex is like a good joke I dont get it"
"How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!"
"Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"
"Did you hear about the German doing an impression at the talent show? He did the wurst."