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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed."
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"New job. A nigerian man got a job at US, on his first day he shows up late for work. His boss yells, ""You should have been here at 8.30!"" The man replies, ""Why? What happened at 8.30?"""
"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."
"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !"
"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich Oops, wrong sub"
"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from ""Taken"" today.. ""I will find you, and I will kill you."" My niece didn't want to play hide and seek anymore."
"The last time I twisted the night away it resulted in two law suits and a medicare plan."
"What did one angel say to the other? ""Halo."""
"What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James? Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34"