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Joke of the Day

"Lifes all fun and games till you realize Casper's a dead child."

"An innovative new alternative to ironing your clothes Look shitty"

"Ugh I completely forgot to do something with my life."

"[crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered"

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."

"Your honor, if you watch the tape in reverse you can clearly see the officer planting the evidence in my vehicle."

"I read a story about a kid that ate 4 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting... It said that he later had a massive vowel movement. Maybe a dirty joke."

"""This is the bomb!!!"" --'90s terrorist"

"I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon."

"I was alone, depressed and suicidal around Christmas time and decided to call the suicide prevention hotline ""Sorry but all of our employees are happily spending Christmas with their loving families"""