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Joke of the Day

"Lifes all fun and games till you realize Casper's a dead child."

"Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence."

"Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber? I haven't but I heard it is BLOWING up"

"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"

"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."

"Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration? To make A TP"

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"

"Donald Trump just announced Mike Pence to be his Running Mate. If Hillary wants to one up Trump in that regard, her running mate should be Mike Tuppence."

"Why are pills white ? Because they work."

"The tourist: ""Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"""