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Joke of the Day

"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"

"Life with me is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're going to get the crazy one filled with arsenic."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Dont be silly, feminists cant change anything."

"""I hate karaoke."" ""It's pronounced kah-rah-oh-keh."" ""Now, I hate you too."""

"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"

"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"

"Do you have space... for my peepee in your butt?"

"Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid."

"Everyone is furious about Trump's greatest crime: Beating a woman"

"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"