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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"
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"Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks"
"If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?. *Storms off w/ his son, Kegger"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. . . from the corner of the street and I'm not willing to pay more than $2.40"
"Dear microwave companies, Why make us select ""cook"" at all? Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone"
"A cop pulls over a stoner The cop looks at him and asks ""How high are you?"" to which the stoner replies ""No officer, the correct way to say it is Hi how are you."""
"People always ask me why I procrastinate.. They say, ""you know, the early bird gets the worm."" I just respond, ""yes, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."""
"What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ? South Korean BBQ has more Seoul"
"Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody."
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."